Friday, February 12

I just want my lunch

Meeting schedule permitting, every now and then on a Friday I like to treat myself by getting out of the house & picking up some lunch from Paradise Bakery. It reminds me of the days of office life & having friends around to have lunch with.

Overpriced - yup, which is why it is a special treat because honestly $9.00 for soup & salad is retarded!

Worth every penny - ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY!!! I love it so much I could use a smoke after I eat my Fire Roasted Tomato Soup & Greek Salad.

However, as much as I love, love, love this treat what I don't love...Paradise F-ing Bakery!

Without fail it is always busy & I'm always behind a line of 20 Gilbert Stay at Home Moms with a minimum of 3 kids a piece that have ZERO control of their children.

WTF? Don't you crazies have jobs?

I'm sure you just had to stop in for that low-fat salad & diet coke because you are just famished after a long morning of working out, getting your nails done & shopping for that perfect handbag that is cute enough to go out with but also serves the functional purpose of holding a sippy cup.

Call me a hater...I am one.

I come in for that same low-fat salad and diet coke...it tastes great & doesn't make my ass big but I'm on a schedule here people. Move your ass & keep your kids off my shoes.

You would think that because I have children that I like other children...yeah outside of the SMALL select handful that have earned my love & respect, not so much.

Consider this a warning to all of you crazy children that act ridiculous in public. I have no tolerance for you & shame on your parents for caring more about your outfit than if you know how to act in a restaurant.

Ahhh but then I got my yummy lunch to-go & all was right with the world.

1 comment:

  1. Amen! Why aren't those kids under control!? But I agree Paradise Bakery is worth the hassle! I really miss the mall trips with Ann Taylor and Fire Roasted Tomato soup!

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