Listen up kidneys. YOU ARE LAME & I say who needs you!
Wait...I do & when they are broke I kind of want to die.
I heart drugs.
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Words of Wisdom...by Isaac (7) - Henry (2.5)
- Isaac's new word is specifically however he can't say it correctly. He only says pacifically. Cracks me up!
- Henry is obsessed with Toy Story & he has only seen the 1st movie! He walks around the house with his Woody & "Butt Lightyear" dolls. :)
- Henry's favorite new question at 23 months old "what are youuuuu doooooinnnn?" Love that gubby
- When telling Isaac that Stephen Hawking has been called one of the smartest
people on the planet he replied with "evensmarter than dad" - Henry calls Isaac "Ikie" Nothing makes me happier than
hearing that while they play. - So I have a
zit under my nose & this morning Henry (21 mts) asked me if I had a booger. Nice. - Henry's new favorite animal is a frog. At 19 months old he pronounces frog like "fauck"...it's awesome
- Even though you don't like someone you still need to give them a valentine....Isaac prepping for his
school party - She likes being called a zombie that's why I like her...Isaac telling me about his friend Jenna
- Using a blue crayon as a toothpick does not carry the same positive end result as its' wooden counterpart.
100 Childhood Memories
- 57- Chop sleeping over in the living room with Steph & I at Christmas & seeing Rudolph
- 56- Bob's apartment & his love of paint by number & mini figures
- 55- Rolling out drop biscuits on the kitchen utility table on wheels in Granny's kitchen
- 54- Playing with
plastic wine glasses & grapes in the FL room - 53- Laying in front of the big fireplace with Granny & Pop while they told us stories about life when they were young
- 52- Finding a opossum deep in a barrel and watching my Pop shoot it. It had rabies and was not well
- 51- Playing in the shop with Steph & Pop chasing us out...after drinking too much
- 50- Getting a CD player in our house & not being able to touch it because it was so special only the adults could use it
- 49- Basketball games in the driveway
- 48- Dad falling out of the boat nearly crushing his face on the pier at Borgwarts
- 47- Steph being scared thinking she heard a bear at the cabin & mom telling her it was just dad
snoring - 46-
Learning to chop wood at the cabin when I was about 8 or 9 years old - 45- Catching so many fish at Busy Adams we could not take them off the line fast enough to rebait our hooks
- 44- Having Granny remove a fishbone from my throat with a pair of needle nose pliers
- 43- Playing PUSH on the houseboat in Canada
- 42- Pitching in softball and having a huge piece of gum fall out of my mouth while I was on the mound
- 41- Melody Waves
- 40-
Learning that my brother had fallen getting out of the boat at the house on 27 & watching my dad sprint to the car to go get him to make sure he was safe - 39- Listening to Pop & Granny fight over the science facts like where the north star is
- 38- Sitting my with grandma Chop the night before she died talking about how I would go to college, get married and have babies. I have done all those things & think of that night often.
- 37- My dad putting clothes in the microwave to dry them after being out in the snow & burning a hole in them
- 36-
Mom working late & dad making us eat vegetable beef stew...yuck!! - 35- The smell of Salem cigarettes
- 34- Playing in the greenhouse in shorts when the snow was piled up outside
the windows - 33- Being on house boat in Canada and thinking this has to be one of the most amazing places on earth
- 32- Seriously Hunting Snipes
- 31- Playing in the barn at Granny & Pop's old house in Indiana & having a black snake be right above my sister's head & her totally freaking out
- 30- The
sliding glass door crushing my sister like an ant - 29- My brother & I wrestling in the rec room & my screaming for help...when my mom would yell down "what's going on down there" my reply so we don't all get busted " I love you"
- 28- My parents trusting me enough to put me on a hopper plane to Chicago & my mom telling me "just read the signs to find your connection & if you need help talk to someone in a uniform" Life before
cell phones - 27- My sister & I being chased by goats at Granny & Pop's house on 27
- 26- Throwing up in the back seat of the car for 85% of that same trip to DC
- 25- The trip to Washington DC & seeing my dad cry at The Wall
- 24- Crying that my dad was leaving to go to Mexico for work and not understanding why he had to go
- 23- Walking in from being out at dinner & Santa had brought us bikes before we left for FL
- 22- Getting to go to McDonald's with my mom when my brother and sister where still in
school - 21- Jack Tales
- 20- Getting numbered presents from my grandma Chop & knowing the best one was always last
- 19- Playing basketball in the greenhouse
- 18- Having a haunted house in the top of the barn for girl scouts & being scared out of my mind!
- 17- Johara - my second horse - her love of peppermints
- 16- Fiesty - my first horse - tearing across the front yard at lighting speed ripping the lawn to pieces
- 15- Benny - my protector not leaving my side the first time I stay home alone
- 14- Sonoma - she wanted a baby so badly she mothered a red squeaker hedgehog
- 13- Kit - named after Nightrider because my brother is lame & also because he could speak my brother's name
- 12- Bright Eyes - my only bird that was quickly killed by my one of many cats
- 11- Sadie - finding her with Steph in the garage & being so scared until we realized how sweet she was
- 10- Katie Lucky Puppy - tackling Jake down by the barn
- 9- K-9 - he was a humper
- 8- Lambchop - feeding her grapes in the kitchen
- 7- Sam - her love of sleeping on my head
- 6- Diamond - finding her under the truck in the snow with Steph & then Steph asking dad to put her in the oven to warm her up
- 5- Pepper - my sweet guardian with a grey muzzle
- 4 -Disneyworld...every year
- 3- Riding the 3 wheeled bike down the lane out to 27 to get the mail & being nervous to turn off the driveway for those last 10 feet
- 2- Biscuits and Gravy
- 1- Drivng to Granny & Pops house
About Me
- Kelly
- Independent Woman... Wife, Mother, Daughter, Sister, Aunt, Girlfriend, Director, Cook, Maid, Landscaper, Yoga Lover, Party Planner, BabysitterNabber, Counselor, Organizer, Scheduler, Drinker, Joker.
Ummmm, must talk soon. Must know about your kidneys (I have an extra if you need it), your new casa (coming to visit asap), and your winter wonderland weekend in the woods (if you're there, I'm there).
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